You know What? I’m So happy today!
You know Why? Because I could fuck up dd/mm format and you wouldn’t know it.
I’m working in my office today, Yeah, You heard me right.
Hari called me to wish today.
“Hey bro, Happy new year!!!!!!” He wished.
“Happy Birthday Dude!” I wished at the same time as he did.
“It’s not my birthday today”. He was confused.
“I’m sorry, I’m too stupid, Happy new year bro. It’s the third time I’m wishing someone Happy birthday instead of Happy new year. Anyway, Happy new year bro”. I said, disgusted.
“Man, I tell ya, We had a party, we danced, drank and I don’t remember the rest but It was Legendary bro!!” He said.
“Wow, That is soo cool”.
“What did you do bro” He asked me.
“I took a shower, I went to a temple and now I am in Office”. I said.
“Whaat, That is all you did? Don’t you bathe everyday? What unforgettable and special about that?”
“Hello, you drink every week. you dance when you are drunk. So Except if your friends were not from ISIS, I cannot consider your new year bash as Legendary”. I said.
“Dude, Come on, It’s 1/1/2016/. It’s gonna be in my memory forever because this day doesn’t repeat! Ever.” His Justification.
“Then the Shower I’ll take on 2/1/2016 is gonna be special too coz tomorrow doesn’t repeat! Ever”. I said just waiting for him to fall into a trap that I was setting.
“Listen. Today marks the start of a new year”. He was annoyed.
“What about the other 364 who are just as important as today and constitute 2016. You just celebrate one day say it’s special and interesting? What is gonna change in one day except the calendar? Don’t even get me started on the Interesting day paradox”
All days are interesting. The proof is by contradiction: if there exists a non-empty set of uninteresting days, there would be a oldest uninteresting day – but the oldest uninteresting day is itself interesting because it is the oldest uninteresting day, producing a contradiction.
“Woah! I didn’t understand a thing. It all went over my head but yeah, You may be correct. You’re still into maths, writing and stuff and I am into drinking, road trips and stuffs. Years change but this taste of Heineken doesn’t. Although, You know what I can suggest, try to be less Sarcastic in 2016 bro”.
“Ya Sure” I said.
“Now, Was that sarcastic?” He asked.
“No. It was not” I giggled.
“I don’t wanna get into “The sarcastic paradox”, So bye, Have a great year”
I hung up.
So Happy New Year Everyone!
Not Everyone, Just the ones who are reading this, My readers and fellow bloggers. Because it is You, who make me sit down in front of this myriad years old computer and type my heart out. Have a great year and make good memories in 2016 that you’re actually gonna remember on, I don’t know, DEC 2016.